A friend of mine often calls me and tells me when he is going to be out of town... his wife does not like to be alone and so I spend the few days, when he is away, "entertaining" her.... On his last trip though.. there was a little twist. He left in the late afternoon, and when she got home from work, I picked her up and we went out for dinner... when we returned to their house, she asked me to put my car in the garage to be discreet...

we had just settled in for an evening of sex and passion play, when he called and said he had recieved a call, cancelling his trip, and was on his way home! She said not to worry.. that she enjoyed having the two of us so we went on with what we were doing..

An hour or so later, she was kneeling in front of me in the living room, giving we wonderful "head" when the door burst open and he yelled.. "Hey.. what's going on here...

GET YOUR CAR OUTA MY GARAGE!!!" I guess it's a matter of priorities.