"Bi-sexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night" Rodney Dangerfield "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand" Woody Allen "Women may be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships" Sharon Stone "Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place" Billy Crystal "There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having an allergic reaction to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?" Dustin Hoffman