A worldly rodeo rider comes back to his home town to find a girl he falls for who had never been out of thier little county.
They wed and on thier drive to thier honeymoon hotel, she sees two horses having sex. Never seeing nor doing this herself, she asks her new husband, "Honey, what'r them two horses doin?" "Well darlin', them there makin love.
" Confused about the horses male form since she has never seen such a thing asks her new husband, "Honey, whats that thing 'tween the two of em?" "Darlin, thats the rope.
" He chuckles to himself since he has "been around" "Honey, " she asks, "whats those two things behind the rope.
" "Darlin, them there the knots." She seems content and they drive on to the hotel.
They have a few drinks and start to get frisky.
Since she has never done anything like this before, he takes his time and goes easy.
As the time passes he picks up the pace.
Suddenly she starts yelling. He jumps and asks, "Darlin' you all right??" "Why hell yeah, but undo them damn knots and GIVE ME SOME MORE ROPE!!!" |