I was standing in the check-out line at the grocery store. I thought Ohhh Great I got in the wrong line! There were 2 women ahead of me just yacking away and not paying attention to the line moving. I looked behind me and saw 6 other people in line looking just as annoyed as i was. I was just about to grab my stuf and jump to another checkout when 1 of the ladies piped loudly to the other....

"I met another sonofabitch.

Last night he screwed me all night long with his 5 inch d**k and kissed me goodby in the morning with a 12 inch tongue!" the laughter from our check-out line made everyone in the stor stop and look our way.