A teenager walked into the chemist shop to buy condoms for the first time. He was going to have sex with his girlfriend for the first time. He walked up to the counter, and after a few minutes of small talk he finnaly picked up the courage to ask which ones he should buy.

He explained to the shopkeeper about his girlfriend and it was to be thier first time. Eventually the shopkeeper gave him the ones he wanted and the teenager left. Later that night he arrived at his girlfriend's house.

She explained that they were to have dinner with her parents before they went out.

He sat at the table and, oppisite her parents and they began to eat. 'Before we start' said the teenager, 'we must bless the food that we are about to eat.

'Okay' said the father, and they blessed the food. 'Now we must bless the knives and forks that we are to use when eating the food' Again, they blessed the food. As the dinner progressed the teenager blessed the table, the family, thier daughter, the plates, the desert, the coffee, the candles, the napkins and everything else. Just as the parents left the table, the daughter leaned over the table and said to the teenager: 'I didn't know you were such a devout christian.' 'And I didn't know your father was a chemist' replied the teenager.