A guy moves into a town where there are only 6 other guys living. He goes to the bar his first night after work and orders a beer. After a few minutes he asks the bartender, "So what do you guys do for sex around here?" The bartender replies, "We go up to the barrel." The new guy asks, "Well, can I give it a shot?" "Of course!" says the bartender. So that night the man went up to the barrel and stuck his d**k in a hole in the side of the barrel. After a few seconds the pleasure began. When he was finished, he passed out in a bed that was sent up in the room. He came back the next evening and asked the bartender, "He, I had a great time last night, can I go up to the barrel again?" The bartender replied, "Go ahead." The new guy had another great night with the barrel. The next night he again asked the bartender, "Can I use the barrel again tonight?" The bartender again said yes. Thinking that this was just great the new guys asked, "So can I use the barrel every night?" The bartender replied, "Everynightexcept Tuesday." "Why not Tuesday?" asked the new guy. To which the bartender replied, "Because Tuesday night is your night in the barrel."