There was this woman who went to see a doctor. She told the doctor, "Doc, my husband stopped giving me sex. I am so horney, I do not know what else to do." The doctor looked at her and gave her some pills and said, "Put one of these in his coffee every morning." So the woman went home and the next morning she put one in his coffee. They had the best sex she had in a while and they went all night long.

So she thought to herself, if one will do that, I wonder what two will do.

So the next morning she put two in his coffee. They had sex all day and all night.

So she thought to herself, if two will do that I wonder what the whole bottle will do? A few months went by and the doctor had not heard from the woman so the doctor desided to call her.

When he called the little boy answered the phone. The doctor asked him, "Can I speak with your mother?" The little boy told the doctor, "She isn't here right now." So the doctor asked, "Well, can I speak to your daddy?" The little boy tell the doctor, "Well, doc here is the thing, my mom is dead, my butt is sore, my three sisters are pregnant, and my dad is outside yelling for the kitty on the roof." Hope you liked.

CampB