A drunk man came out from the Pub and on his way home saw a Policeman on the corner of the street. He approached the Police and ask him Whatd the time , please.

The Police answered Half past eleven.

Well , said the drunk , at 12 oclock you will suck my d**k. What ?? said the Police I am going to arrest you. The drunk man run away and the Police run after him. After a long run the drunk entered the Pub and the Police followed him.

One of the guy in the Pub asked the Police what was the problem? So the police told him that this guy over there asked me the time and I said to him 11.30, then he said to me at 12 oclock you will suck my d**k I am trying to catch him but he is running away. The guy at the Pub looked at his watch and told the Police Look sergeant its still 10 minutes to twelve , Whats the RUSH for ?