A new lumberjack had just finished his first month in the lonely wilds of Alaska, where there were no women for miles. He finally couldnt take it anymore and nervously asked the foreman what the men did to relieve the pressure. Try the hole in the barrel outside the shower, suggested the foreman.

The men swear by it.

The lumberjack dubiously tried it out and had the experience of his life. That barrel is fantastic! he said. Im going to use it every day! Every day but Wednesday, the foreman said. Why not Wednesday? Thats your day in the barrel.