A man was on trial for having sex with the "spirits". As you could imagine the gallery was packed everyday. After several day of testimony it was apparent the judge was having nothing to do with these ghosts stories. He interrupted the testimony, and asked the gallery if anyone in the gallery has ever had sex with a ghost. Way in the back a man rose his hand, and the judge told him to step forward, and take the witness chair. After being sworn in the judge asked the man "are you hear to tell me you have actually had sex with a ghost?". With a surprised look on his face, the man said "Oh, a ghost, I thought you said goat".