A drunk is stands on the street corner every day. One day he notices this man walking up to women and whispering something in their ear. Usually they go off together, but occasionally the man will get slapped. Curiosity gets the better of the drunk and one day he stops the man to ask what he whispers to the women. The man says when he see a lady he would like to have sex with he simply walks up and says to her Tickle your ass with a feather? If she says What did you say in a menacing tone he would then say Excuse me, I said Particularly nasty weather? and walk away. He said most of the time he ended up having great sex. Well, the drunk thinks I gotta try this! So he walks up to this gorgeous redhead and says, Hey lady, stick a feather up your ass??? She turns and indignantly states What did you say to me? The drunk say I think its raining, Im getting the f**k outta here!