Free drinks Free dinners Free movies you get the point If you have sex with someone & don't call them the next day, your not the DEVIL.

If you have to be home in time, you can say so, OUT LOUD, You never have to reach down every often to make sure your PRIVATES are still there. You have an excuse to be total BITCH atleast once in a month. If you cheat on your spouse, people asume its because your being EMOTIONAALLY NEGLECTED.

You can equally end any fight by CRYING. There are times when chocalate can really solve your problems.