WOMEN'S ENGLISH: Yes No No Yes Maybe No I'm sorry You'll be sorry We need I want It's your decision The correct decision should be obvious by now Do what you want You'll pay for this later We need to talk I need to complain Sure...go ahead I don't want you to I'm not upset Of course I'm upset, you moron! You're .. so manly You need a shave and you sweat a lot You're certainly attentive tonight Is sex all you ever think about?? Be romantic, turn out the lights I have flabby thighs Do you love me? I'm going to ask for something expensive How much do you love me? I did something today that you're really not going to like I'll be ready in a minute Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV Is my butt fat? Tell me I'm beautiful You have to learn to communicate Just agree with me Are you listening to me?? Too late, you're dead --------------------------- MEN'S ENGLISH: I'm hungry I'm hungry I'm sleepy I'm sleepy I'm tired I'm tired Do you want to go to a movie? I'd eventually like to have sex with you Can I take you out to dinner? I'd eventually like to have sex with you Can I call you sometime? I'd eventually like to have sex with you May I have this dance? I'd eventually like to have sex with you Nice dress Nice cleavage! You look tense, let me give you a massage I want to fondle you What's wrong? I guess sex tonight is out of the question I'm bored Do you want to have sex? I love you Let's have sex now I love you, too Okay, I said it ... we'd better have sex now! Let's talk I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me Will you marry me? I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys I don't think that blouse and that skirt go well together I am gay