WARNING THIS IS A LONG JOKE "" A young man having just been maried for 3 weeks has to leave on a business trip. His young beautifull wife is very sexual and needs almost contstant attention. He has been dreading this trip because he has to be away almost 3 weeks and knows his wifes apetite for sex is tremendous. She has sworn to be faithfull only to him and reassures him everytime he gets a worried look on his face.

The pressure gets to him and he heads to the nearest adult store and frantically searches for something to keep his wife satisfied.

The old man behind the counter watches him patiently, and then askes him what he is searching for and why.

The young man tells him the story and the old gentleman says well we have blow up dolls and p***ses that mount on a chair, vibrators and many sizes of dildos. She has a vibrator and a dildo but they were gag gifts and she says only the real thing will do for her. I'm at my wits end and I have to leave tonight. The old gentleman can see he is very worried so he motions him over to the counter and opens the cabinet beside him. I do have one more thing but it is very expensive.

I DON"T CARE says the young man. It's a thousand dollars but I guarentee it to work. What's your name young man? he says.

Mark he replied.

Well mark you have to swear you will never tell where you got it. O.

K. lets see what you got mark replied. The old man pulls out this black wooden box about eight inches long with markings that mark had never seen and then he opens the box. There layed what looked like an ordinary dildo with identical marking that were on the box. Mark was angry and said that's just like any little dildo because he thought the old man was trying to cheat him out of a lot of money. He started to walk out the door and the old man says just give me a few seconds to prove its effeciancy.

He holds the box in front of him and says voodoo p***s the door. the dildo rises up out of the box and proceeds to the closet door and beens to bang on the keyhole with much ferver and as the door begins to splinter he says voodo p***s box and the dildo returned to the box. Mark whipped out his credit card ran to his car and headed home to f**k his beautiful wife one more time before he had to catch his plane.

As he was getting dressed he handed the box to his young bride and explained to her that he knew how sexual she was he was worried so he bought her a present.

He held the box up took off the lid and said voodoo p***s pillow and the dildo went to work and just as feathers began to fly he said voodoo p***s box. His young bride said that is quite remarkable but I will wait for you to get back. Two weeks pass and the box starts to look pretty good to her, so she gets undressed and starts to think of her husband and begins to please herself un till she is quite wet and opens the box and says voodoo p***s my p***y.

It is quite different at first but as she imagined Mark it became better and better. After mush writhing, pulling at the sheets and moaning and sceaming she explodes with extacy. She lay ther squeeling and moaning as the voodoo p***s just kept pounding away at her wet pink treasure. A few minutes later she came with force again and almost ripped the sheets from the bed. Her husband was great but this was wonderful also. After coming many times she was exhausted to the point that it was hard to breathe. She had used several tubes of vagisil and was almost out. She began to try to remove the voodoo p***s without success and came twice trying to get it out.

She decided to drive to the hospital so she put her clothes on started to the garage and almost fell from another earthmoving orgasm.

By now she was extremely weak and had difficulty driving.

A police officer noticed her driving and began to follow her.

When she almost wrecked the car he turned on his lights and pulled her over. When he got to the window she was struggling to get her breath and sweating profusely. Just how much did you have to drink today? Get out of that car and we'll have it towed and you can get it tomorrow ---if you ar out of jail.. she told him I have not been drinking as another orgasm hit her and she squelched her movement and and sounds.

She said I have to get to the hospital as soon as possible, and became belligerant. She began to put the car in gear and the officer put his hand on her shoulder and began to draw his gun and said what is so urgent you are just drunk and I can drive you. She is in tears now and said now and tries to explain strange ordeal. I have a voodoo p***s in my p***y and I cant get it out. The officer began to laugh and said voodoo p***s my ass.