The first guy tells the other guy well I bought my wife two cars, 1 red and 1 blue that way if she did not like the red, she would definately love the blue. The second guy responds I bought my wife a necklace and a vibrator.. The first guy replies what do those have two things have to do with eachother.. The second guy responds..

well if she doesn't like the necklace she can go f**k herself!!!