---------- An Englishman, a Scott and an Irishman walked into a pub.

Each ordered a pint of beer.

Then a fly landed in each one's beer.

The Englishman turned green, pushed his beer away and asked for another one. The Scott took the fly out, shrugged, and drank his beer as if nothing had happened. The Irishman pinched the fly between his fingers and yelled "SPIT IT OUT!! SPIT IT OUT!!!"