A man walks into a local pub and proceeds to drink 13 pints of beer, one after the other. The completely drunken man takes a seat and begins to cry out loud so the local patrons walk over to him and say "You alright man? Whats the matter ?" The man replies, "I had my first b**w *** today!" The locals reply, "So why are you crying then?" The man replies, "I can't get the taste out of my mouth."