3 guys sat around telling each other how boneheaded their blonde partners were the first guy says my wife is so stupid she boughr a car the other day but cant drive and doesnt even have a lisence the second guy says my wife went out and bought 200 ibs of fresh meat on sale and we dont even have a freezer the third guy says look my wife is so obtuse that she recently went to the greek islands for a vacation and took 500 condoms with her and she doesnt even have a p***s