Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, "Boy, business sucks.

If I don't sell more cars this month, I'm going to lose my amp? ass." Too late, he noticed a beautiful blonde sitting two stools away. Immediately, he apologized for his bad language. "That's okay, " the blonde replied, "If I don't sell more ass this month, I'm going to lose my amp? car."