A guy walks into a bar and orders 5 double whiskeys and drinks them fast.

"whats up"asks the barman. My 17yr old son told me he's gay he says. next day he's back again and orders another 5 double whiskeys.

"what now" the barman asks. My 25yr old son just told me he's gay as well. the 3rd day here he is again.10 double whiskeys he cry's. "hell" says the barman dont anyone in your family like p***y. yea says the guy. " MY WIFE