A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" She asked.

"Hunting Flies" He responded. "Oh. Killing any?" She asked. "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females, " he replied.

Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?" He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."