Question: Why did God create man? Answer: He needed the practise. Question: What do men and beer bottles have in common? Answer: They're both empty from the neck up.

Question: What's the difference between a man and E.T? Answer: E.T. phoned home. Question: How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? Answer: We don't know... it has never happened. Question: What do you call an intelligent man in America? Answer: A tourist.