Johnny's Dad took him to a horse auction one day.

As he looked at each horse, he ran his hands over their chest, legs, and rump. Johnny asked why he does this.

His Dad replied, "Because I want to make sure it's a good horse, so I can decide if I want to buy it.

" Johnny seemed very distressed by this. His Dad asked, "What's wrong, Johnny?" Johnny responded, "I think the mailman wants to buy Mom!"