Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a 747 ? A: not everyone has been in a 747 Q: How does a Blonde practice safe sex? A: she locks the car doors Q: How does a blonde turn on the lights after sex? A: she opens the car door Q: why do blondes wear underwear? A: to keep their ankles warm Q: What do you call a redhead in between 2 blondes? A: a interpreter