A middle-aged man finally got a woman into his bed for the very first time. She pulled out his "asset" and saw it was starting to rise bigger, bigger and bigger. "WOW" said the woman. "How big does your "Little Johnny" really get?" "I don't know, " replied the middle-aged man.

"I always blackout beforehand. That is because there is not enough blood...in my body - for both of us."