0-200 In 4 Seconds Or Less
A couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks. He wanted a new truck, she wanted a fast little sports-like car so she could zip through traffic around town. He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but everything she seemed to like was ......
Written on 17/09/2008

The Dirty Grandma Joke
There once was a little boy who was celebrating his 11th birthday. He decided to test his family to see if they remembered his birthday, so he goes downstairs to his father. "Bet cha' can't guess how old I am today", the boy said. The father has no clue ......
Written on 18/09/2008

Fun With Friends
3 friends are travelling in a car to go to a friends birthday. All of a sudden the car breaks down - they try to fix it to no avail So they decide to walk and find somewhere to stay the night and worry about the car in the ......
Written on 21/09/2008

Why I Fired My Secretary...
Two weeks ago, was my forty-fifth birthday, and I wasn't feeling too hot that morning anyway. I went down to breakfast, knowing my wife would be pleasant and say "Happy Birthday, " and probably have a present for me. But she didn't even say "Good Morning, " let alone "Happy Birthday." ......
Written on 23/09/2008

A Mismatched Pair Of Gloves
A young man wished to purchase a present for his sweetheart and after careful consideration he decided on a pair of gloves. Accompanied by this sweetheart's sister, he went to a department store and bought a pair of white gloves. The sister purchased a pair of panties for herself. During the ......
Written on 24/09/2008