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Walking Can Add Minutes To Your Life! The Importance of Walking Walking can add minutes to your life! This enables an 85 year old to spend an additional five months in a nursing home at 7, 000 per month. My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60... Now, he's 97 years old, and we ...... Written on 05/09/2008 |
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Bungee Juming Bungee Jumping in Mexico Alice and Frank were Bungee jumping one day. Alice says to Frank, "You know we could make a lot of money running our own Bungee-jumping business in Mexico ." Frank thinks this is a great idea, so they pool their money and buy everything they need: a ...... Written on 06/09/2008 |
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Cherry Hill One day at school a boy came to class 5 minutes late and the teacher said "where have you been"? "On top of Cherry Hill" he says. Ten minutes later another boy comes in and the teacher says "where have you been"? "On top of Cherry Hill" he says. 15 minutes ...... Written on 07/09/2008 |
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Permanent Erection A man went into a pharmacy and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman he was talking to said that she was the pharmacist and that she and her sister owned the store, so there were no males employed there. She then asked if there was something she could ...... Written on 07/09/2008 |
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Car Accident A woman and a man got into a really bad car accident. Both cars are totaled, but luckily no one was hurt. After they crawled out of their cars, the woman said, "Wow, just look at our cars! They are destroyed. Fortunately, we aren't hurt. This must be a sign from ...... Written on 07/09/2008 |
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