Try This Next Time You Get A Telemarketer
What a genius! The phone rang as I was setting down to my anticipated evening meal, and as I answered it I was greeted with " is this William Wagenhoss" not sounding anything like my name, so I said who is calling? The telemarketer said he was with ......
Written on 13/12/2008

Tap On Shoulder
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window. For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said: ......
Written on 18/12/2008

The Question
One day, a child asked, "Daddy how was I born?" Dad says, "Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on msn. Then I set up a date via e-mail ......
Written on 20/12/2008

Erectile Dysfunction
Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two prostitutes and take them to their separate hotel rooms. The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection. His depression is made worse by the fact that, from the next room, he hears his little friend shouting out ......
Written on 22/12/2008

The Lawyer 's Duck Hunt
A NY lawyer goes duck hunting in West Virginia and shoots a prize. The bird falls down on the wrong side of a fence, however, and he has to climb over to get it. The farmer who owns the land, sees this and immediately takes issue, claiming the duck for his ......
Written on 27/12/2008