Hair
Nowdays you can spend 20 for an electric comb and that doesn't include the accessories.For another 9 you can get a power parter! Determining a life goal is a real problem.I met one kid who has a mustache, a full beard, and hair down to his shoulder blades-and he doesn't know ......
Written on 14/01/2009

Men R Like Computers
10. They have a lot of data but are still clueless. 9. A better model is always just around the corner. 8. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home. 7. It is always necessary to have a backup. 6. They'll do whatever you say if you push the ......
Written on 25/01/2009

Taxes
One day a hooker went to file her taxes, and for occupation she put prostitution. The tax collector explained that prostitution was an illegal occupation. She said she'd have to go home and think about it and that she'd call him back in a hour with her occupation. ......
Written on 25/01/2009

Mrs. Jones And The Preacher
The preacher's, Sunday sermon was, " Forgive Your Enemies." He asked, how many have forgiven their enemies? About half held up their hands. He then repeated his question. Now about 80 percent held up their hands. He then repeated his question. All responded, except one elderly lady. Mrs. Jones, are you ......
Written on 26/01/2009

On Aging
1. Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. 2. The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for. 3. Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to ......
Written on 31/01/2009