Why Rednecks Are Not Paramedics
A couple of rednecks are out in the Tennessee woods hunting when Bubba suddenly grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing his eyes are rolled back in his head. Billy Bob whips out his cell phone and calls 911 He gasps to the operator, ......
Written on 31/01/2009

The Speech
A father told his son, Little Johnny, now aged 10, that it was time he talked to him about the birds and the bees. "I don't want to know!" little Johnny said, bursting into tears. Confused, the father asked Little Johnny what was wrong. Oh Dad Johnny sobbed, At age 6 ......
Written on 05/03/2009

Magic Genie
Two guys are walking down the street one winter day talking and laughing. As theyre talking, one of the guys pulls out an enormous lighter, lights his cigarette and keeps talking. The other guy says "Man, that is the biggest lighter I have ever seen in my life, you gotta tell ......
Written on 24/03/2009

Inside Tunnel
General Musharaf, Vajpayee, Madhuri Dixit and Margaret Thatcher are sitting in a train. The train suddenly goes thru a tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. The woman and Vajpayee are ......
Written on 25/03/2009

Johnny's Thinking
One day in class the teacher brought a bag full of fruit. "Now class, I'm going to reach into the bag and describe a piece of fruit, and you tell what fruit I'm talking about. Okay, first: it's round, plumb and red." Of course, Johnny raised his hand high, but the ......
Written on 25/03/2009