Ooooppsss!!
It's a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at the zoo. She's wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring dress, sleeveless wstraps. As they walk through the ape exhibit and pass in front of a very large gorilla, the gorilla goes ape. He jumps ......
Written on 06/04/2009

Elderly Sex
There was this get-together at a senior's apartment. The men would sit and watch TV in the living room and the women talk in the kitchen. They did the same thing evey weekend. Intel one day one of the women got sick of the seperation. "I'm tired of the same ......
Written on 06/04/2009

The Cowboy And The Yuppie
A cowboy was herding his herd in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the cowboy, "If I tell ......
Written on 12/05/2009

Careers
A nun teacher at a girls' convent school was asking her class what they wanted to do when they started work. She got all the usual responses - doctor, nurse, lawyer - until she got to Mary. "I'm going to be a prostitute, Sister, " she said and the nun fell ......
Written on 12/05/2009

If Your Catholic This One Will Put You In The Fllor
After getting all of Pope John Paul's luggage loaded into the limo and he doesn't travel light, the driver notices that the Pope is still standing on the curb. "Excuse me, Your Eminence, " says the driver, "would you please take your seat so we can leave? "Well, to tell you ......
Written on 23/05/2009