Republicans, Democrats And Independents
Hubby democrat and wife republican were both horny one night, but just before getting down to it, they got into a political argument. Wife got extremely upset and would not let Hubby 'get any'. They both went to bed. After some time, the wife who is still horny says: "this republican ......
Written on 24/05/2009

Joke On The 21st Century
SIGNS THAT YOU ARE IN THE 21st CENTURY You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three. You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but you haven't spoken with your next-door neighbor yet this year. You didn't give ......
Written on 24/05/2009

Passing Driver
one day a man was driving past a farm house, the farmer was sitting on his front porch, the driver walked up to the house and said " Sir, i knoticed you have some milk weed up on the hill, would you mind if I went up and got some mikk?" ......
Written on 24/05/2009

His & Her Prayers
FEMALE PRAYER Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who's not a creep. One who's handsome, smart and strong, One who loves to listen long. One who thinks before he speaks, When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks. I pray that he is gainfully ......
Written on 24/05/2009

Mississippi
An old lady gets on a bus. She sits down in front of two Italian gentlemen. She pays no mind to them, until their conversation takes an interesting turn. She hears: "Emma come-a first, den-a, I come. Two asses, dey come-a together. Den, I come-a again. Two asses, dey come-a together ......
Written on 24/05/2009