The Worm And The Hairspray
A man and his grandson were doing some gardening when the youth caught a worm trying to crawl into a small hole. "Grandpa, " says the youth. "I'll bet you 5 dollars I can get that worm back into his hole." The grandfather responded, "He's way too limber for you to ......
Written on 24/05/2009

Crossword Puzzle
Man is sitting on an airplane prior to take-off, reading an article about the Pope in Time magazine, when a guy comes and takes the seat beside him. He looks at the guy, looks back at the picture in the magazine, and can't believe his eyes - it's the Pope himself! ......
Written on 12/06/2009

Cautious Shopping
Two guys go into a pharmacy. One guy asks clerk if the pharmacologist is in. Clerk goes in back, and soon returns with him. "Are you the famous pharmacologist Pildoretti, who won the Nobel Prize for research on a cure for cancer?" he asks. "Why, yes, " the pharmacologist replies, obviously ......
Written on 12/06/2009

The Rockefeller Story
Little boy goes up to his uncle, who is lounging in a chair, and asks him if he knows who Rockefeller is. "Sure, " replies the uncle, "he's an American multimillionaire." Boy says, "Do you know how he got his fortune, Uncle?" Man says, "No, I don't believe so." "Well, we ......
Written on 12/06/2009

Two Nuns.
Two nuns were working in a church painting the inside. Well, it was the middle of the summer and very hot outside, so one nun said, "Let's lock the door and take our clothes off to cool down!" The other nun agreed and they stripped down to their bare skin and ......
Written on 12/06/2009