Thinking Pupil
A teacher is given a pop quiz to a class. She asked the class: What is red, juicy, and you love to eat? Dirty Harry raises his hand but the teacher calls on Susy: An strawberry? "No", the teacher says, "but it shows you were thinking. The teacher continues: What's long, ......
Written on 12/06/2009

Viagra For You Dear
A TRAVELING SALESMAN WAS A THOUSAND MILES FROM HOME. HE FINALLY PROCURED SOME VIAGRA FROM A STREET VENDER. HE WAS SO EXCITED HE CALLED HOME IMMEDIATELY TO TELL HIS WIFE. HONEY YOU KNOW IT HAS BEEN YEARS SINCE I COULD GET IT UP WITH YOU? WELL IVE GOT VIAGRA AND I ......
Written on 12/06/2009

Geriatric Swinger!!!
An attractive senior resident had had her eye on this fellow for some time, but he seemed to ignore her subtle advances. Finally, decided to make a bold move. She waltzed into his room, raised her skirt & yelled, "SUP-ER-P***Y!!" The gentleman turned slowly toward her, raised his brow & replied, ......
Written on 12/06/2009

Whatcha Got There Boy?
An old man was rocking in his chair on the porch one summer afternoon when he saw this neighborhood kid walking down the path with something in his hand. "Whatcha got there boy?" the old man asked. "Cattail root" replied the boy. "Where ya goin?" asked the old man. "I'm goin ......
Written on 12/06/2009

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