Crabs........
A man boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crab. A female crew member took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator, which she did. The man firmly advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for the crabs staying frozen, and ......
Written on 07/09/2008

Dui Test
A juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by the police. "What are these matches and lighter fluid doing in your car?" asks the cop. "I'm a juggler and I juggle flaming torches in my act." "Oh yeah?" says the doubtful cop. "Lets see you do it." The juggler gets ......
Written on 07/09/2008

Ooops
Florist Mistake: On opening his new store, a man received a bouquet of flowers. He became dismayed on reading the enclosed card, that it expressed "Deepest Sympathy". While puzzling over the message, his telephone rang. It was the florist, apologizing for having sent the wrong card. "Oh, it's alright." said the ......
Written on 07/09/2008

3 Ladies Are In Heaven
I heard this on a west jet flight from a stewardess. Three ladies are about to enter heavens gates, when suddenly saint pete appears and tells them that there all allowed in heaven but they can't step on any turtles, the ladies look at each other kinda surprised and head into ......
Written on 07/09/2008

Some Thing Funny
A man walks onto an airplane and takes his seat. He looks up and notices the most beautiful woman he has ever seen boarding the plane. He is so nervous, and he soon realizes that she is walking down the aisle toward him. When she takes the seat right next to ......
Written on 07/09/2008