Joke Of The Day
Now that they are retired, my mother and father are discussing all aspects of their future. "What will you do if I die before you do?" Dad asked Mom. After some thought, she said that she'd probably look for a house sharing situation with three other single or widowed women who ......
Written on 07/09/2008

Can She Win????
A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing. "Damn, that was stupid, " she thought as she fell. "What a way to die." As she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at ......
Written on 07/09/2008

Lipstick
According to a news report, a certain private school in Victoria, BC recently was faced with a unique problem. A number of grade 12 girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press ......
Written on 07/09/2008

Truth In Advertising
Two doctors opened offices in a small town and put up a sign reading: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry & Proctology." The town fathers were not too happy with that sign, so the doctors changed it to: "Hysterias and Posteriors." This was not acceptable, so they changed it again to: ......
Written on 07/09/2008

Birds N Da Bees
A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees. "I don't want to know, " the child said, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me." Confused, the father asked what was wrong. The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the ......
Written on 07/09/2008