And Thats Why Women Shouldn't While Horny
A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a beer. The bartender looks over at the television and exclaims, "Hey, everybody, theres some psycho driving the wrong way on I-90!" "Oh no!" gasps the man. "My wife takes that highway home after work, and its about that time." He ......
Written on 07/09/2008

Graveyard Humor
A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden he hears some music. No one is around, so he starts searching for the source. He finally locates the origin and finds it is coming from a grave with a headstone that reads: Ludwig van Beethoven, 1770-1827. ......
Written on 08/09/2008

The Environmentalist
An enviromentalist is walking through the forest sniffing the air when suddenly, out from some bushes, charges a hungry Grizzley straight at him. The guy turns and flees but soon tires and falls, the bear seconds away. Though never much of a worshipper he suddenly gets faith and cries out "Oh ......
Written on 10/09/2008

I Love Comedy Central
Farmer and the Cow A farmer was in a bar drinking and looking all depressed. His friend asked him why he was looking depressed and he replied, "Some things you just can't explain. This morning I was outside milking. As soon as the bucket was fill the cow kicked it down ......
Written on 13/09/2008

Loving Husband .
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for 5, 000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land , for 150." The man thought about it ......
Written on 15/09/2008