The Buffet
One day, at a local buffet, a man suddenly called out, My friend's choking! He swallowed a quarter! Help! Please, anyone! Help!'' A man from a nearby table stood up and announced that he was quite experienced at this sort of thing. He stepped over with almost no look of concern ......
Written on 17/09/2008

Shark Attack Heroes
Shark Attack Heroes On a tour of Florida, the Pope took a couple of days off to visit the coast for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the beach in the Popemobile when there was a frantic commotion just off shore. A helpless man, wearing a New York Yankees jersey, was ......
Written on 18/09/2008

The Other Horse
The Other Horse A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a frying pan. What the hell was that for? he asked. That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Mary ......
Written on 18/09/2008

Desparate Measures
A couple were having financial problems until finally they couldn't stand it any more. The husband said to his wife that is was necessary for her to make some money through prostitution to get by. So the husband drove her to the place where she had to do the job and ......
Written on 27/09/2008

Gorilla
Ben wakes up one morning and sees a gorilla perched in a tree near his bedroom window. Shocked, he calls the local animal control officer who transfers his call to an exotic animal specialist. Ben explains the situation, and the specialist asks, "Is the gorilla male or female?" "A male, I ......
Written on 02/10/2008