Deer Roping
Deer Roping I had this idea that I was going to rope a deer, put it in a stall, feed it up on corn for a couple of weeks, then kill it and eat it. The first step in this adventure was getting a deer. I figured that since they congregated ......
Written on 07/10/2008

Condome
THREE PERSONS ARE TRAVELLING IN THE CAR. ON HIGHWAY THEY FIND A TREE FELL ON THE ROAD AND THEY WERE COMPELLED TO STOP THE CAR. TWO PERSONS HIGHWAY ROBBERSAPPEARED, OINE HAVING SYRINGE IN HIS HAND. THEY ASK THE TRAVELLERS TO SURRENDERS ALL THEIR VALUABLES TO THE ROBBERS, OTHERWISE THEY ROBBERS INJECTS ......
Written on 13/10/2008

Good, Bad, Ugly
Good: Your wife is pregnant Bad: It's triplets Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago Good: Your wife is not talking to you Bad: She wants a divorce Ugly: She's a lawyer Good: Your youngest son is finally maturing Bad: He's involved with the woman next door Ugly: So are ......
Written on 15/10/2008

The Rectum Stretcher...
A guy is late for work so he's racing trying to get there. While crossing over a bridge doing eighty a cop catches him on radar and pulls him over. The guy says, "Give me a break, I'm on my way to work, and I'm late." The cop says, "What do ......
Written on 17/10/2008

10 Halloween Phrases That Sound Dirty
10. She's a goblin! 9. I'd like to get a little something in the sack. 8. Let me see your bag.... Oh! You're having a great night! 7. Just get on your hands and knees, and bob your head. 6. She's got a couple of nice pumpkins on her porch. 5. ......
Written on 19/10/2008