Shipwreck
A group of people were in a shipwreck and were stranded on an island. The group consisted of 12 women and 1 man. After a few months, the women grew horny and it was decided that the man needed to take two women a day and they allowed him to ......
Written on 20/10/2008

Drunk's Perspective
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected: a half-gallon of 2 milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee, and a 1 lb. package of bacon. As she was unloading her items ......
Written on 20/10/2008

Naive Jim
I ran into Jim at work yesterday. He had been out for a few days with the flu. I asked him how he was feeling. " I am better, thanks. You know, it was a wonderful experience " he replied. " Wonderful ? How can the flu be wonderful ? " ......
Written on 20/10/2008

Prison And Work....!! -4
---------- When you think about the differences between work and prison, maybe prison isn't so bad.... In prison: You spend most of your time looking through bars from inside wanting to get out. At work: You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars. In prison: ......
Written on 21/10/2008

Get A Glimpse Of 2056!! -2
---------- Get a glimpse into life far into the future, in the year 2056... -New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2057. -Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights. -Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative. -U.S.Postal Service ......
Written on 22/10/2008