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"where Teachers Go When They Die A teacher dies and goes to Heaven. When she gets there, she meets Peter at the pearly white gates. Peter says to her, "Welcome to Heaven. Let me give you an orientation first." So, Peter takes her to some beautiful mansions. The teacher asks, "Who lives here in these beautiful houses?" ...... Written on 26/10/2008 |
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Hell On Your Head A lawyer died and was sent to hell for his numerous misdeeds. Satan decided to give him a guided tour and let him choose the room he wanted to stay in for all eternity. The first room Satan brought him to be full of people standing on their heads in four ...... Written on 26/10/2008 |
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Second Affair A man walks into a nightclub one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer. "Certainly, Sir , that'll be 1 cent." "One Cent?", exclaimed the man. So the man glances over at the menu and asks, "Could I have a nice juicy T-bone steak, with chips, ...... Written on 26/10/2008 |
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Cute Joke A male Canadian is vacationing in Australia. Walks into a bar, sits at the bar, and orders a Canadian beer. A good looking waitress notices and immediately makes small talk letting the man know she also is Canadian and that her world tour has stalled because of funds and this is ...... Written on 04/11/2008 |
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Masquerade Party A couple was invited to a sw**ky masquerade Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no ...... Written on 06/11/2008 |
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