The Condom Model....
TROJAN CONDOM COMPANY 6969 Slippery Root Drive Droptrouser, NC 22269 Dear John Doe, We regret to inform you that we have rejected your application to model and represent our product, TROJAN CONDOMS. Although your general appearance is not displeasing, our Board of Directors feels that your wearing of our product in ......
Written on 06/09/2008

Home Depot Alert
A 'Heads Up' for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers. Over the last month a male friend of mine became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think ......
Written on 07/09/2008

How Rubber Gloves Are Made
How Rubber Gloves Are Made Next time you use a pair of rubber gloves you can remember this.. A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves. "Do you know how they ......
Written on 07/09/2008

Gardening
A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks over at his wife and says, "Your butt is getting really big. I mean really big! I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue." With that, he proceeded to get a measuring tape and ......
Written on 07/09/2008

Home Depot For Women
Charlie was fixing a door and found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent his wife Bev to Home Depot. At Home Depot, Bev saw a beautiful bathroom faucet while she was waiting for Walt, the manager, to finish waiting on a customer. When Walt was finished, Bev asked ......
Written on 07/09/2008