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The Test Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all ...... Written on 25/09/2008 |
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Bubba Hump A football coach noticed that his star tackle, Bubba, had so many women hanging around that he couldnt possibly handle all of them. So one day he asked Bubba, Just what the hell is your secret? Bubba replied, Well, coach, whenever Im about to have sex, I always whip it out ...... Written on 27/09/2008 |
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At The Store Bubba was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent Mary Louise to the hardware store. At the hardware store Mary Louise saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf while she was waiting for Joe Bob to finish waiting on a customer. When ...... Written on 28/09/2008 |
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Playing It Safe! A knockout young lady decided she wanted to get rich quick. So she proceeded to find herself a rich 73 year old man planning to screw him to death on their wedding night. The courtship and wedding went off without any problem, in spite of the half-century age difference. On the ...... Written on 29/09/2008 |
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Sperm Bank Robbery A man wearing a balaclava bursts into a sperm bank with a shot gun. "Open the fg safe!" he yells at the girl behind the counter. "But we're not a real bank" replies the girl. "This is a sperm bank, we don't hold money". "Don't argue just open the safe or ...... Written on 30/09/2008 |
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