Why People Should Screw Swimmers
SWIMMERS ARE SIMPLY BETTER because... "Because of physiological changes in certain hormone producing metabolic pathways during aerobic and anerobic exercise, swimmers are the most sexually active athletes." -Time Magazine haha Top 10 reasons to date a swimmer player. 1. They like it wet. 2. They dive right in. ......
Written on 01/10/2008

Well, Pardon Me!
A flat-chested woman was delighted when her fairy-god mother said her breasts would increase in size each time a man says, "Pardon" to her. She walked down the sidewalk, accidentally bumped into a man and he said, "Pardon me." Her breasts instantly grew an inch and she was ecstatic. The ......
Written on 01/10/2008

The Doctor
One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumblebee entered the bedroom window. As the young lady parted her legs the bee entered her v****a. The woman started screaming "Oh my God, help me, there's a bee in my v****a!" The ......
Written on 02/10/2008

Sex On The Beach
A guy is walking along the beach, when he meets a girl with no legs, crying. "Why are you crying?" he asks. "I've never been hugged, " she says. The guy hugs her, but she continues crying. "Why are you crying?" he asks. "I've never been kissed, " ......
Written on 15/10/2008

Queen Elizabeth Vs Dolly Parton
Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day and they both go before the angel to find out if they'll be admitted to heaven. Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so the angel must decide which of them gets in. The angel asks Dolly if ......
Written on 16/10/2008