Bank Robbery!
Reportedly this is an excerpted from an article that appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2. If it's not, it still an interesting "gag." Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts At disabling the security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected ......
Written on 17/10/2008

Two Little Ladies
A police officer was walking by a car lot at night. He noticed 2 old ladies sitting in a car. The officer went up and asked the ladies if they were ok. "Yes we are fine" answered one lady. "Are you trying to steal this car?" asked the officer. "Oh, ......
Written on 18/10/2008

Pre-paid Plan
A guy goes to a house of prostitution. He selects a girl, pays her 200 up front, and he gets undressed. She's about to take off her sheer blue negligee, when the fire alarms rings! She runs out of the room, with his 200 still in her hand. He quickly grabs ......
Written on 18/10/2008

Top 10 Things A Guy Will Never Say
10. I think Barry Manilow is one very cool guy. 9. While I'm up, can I get you a beer? 8. I'm absolutely wrong, you must be right! 7. Her tits are just too big. 6. Sometimes I just want to be held. 5. That chick on Murder She Wrote turns ......
Written on 18/10/2008

Very Funny Condom Names
feel free to add to the list........... Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms, keeping the same tag-line............. Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you. Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long Renault condoms - size really does ......
Written on 20/10/2008