A Bit Too Cheesy???
A guy is out with his mates on a Friday night and while visiting the gents, notices that there is a flavoured condom machine. He thinks to himself that he'll get a packet and have a bit of fun with his wife when he get's home. When he finally get's home ......
Written on 20/10/2008

Stanley The Sperm
All these sperm are hanging around. Stanley the sperm is working out, swimming laps and lifting weights. Everyone else is just lounging around. The other sperm says, " Stanley, what are you working out for?" Stanley says, " When the time comes, I want to be the one." The other ......
Written on 20/10/2008

Firm This Up....
One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife and pinched her on the butt and said, "If you firmed this up, we could get rid of your control top pantyhose." While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent. The next morning, the ......
Written on 23/10/2008

Beauty And The Duck
A duck is staying in a hotel and he's having a few drinks in the bar, when he notices a woman sitting alone and starts chatting with her. They hit it off, so the duck suggests going back to his room for a nightcap. The woman agrees. One thing leads to ......
Written on 29/10/2008

Little Red Riding Hood
Little Red Riding Hood was making her way through the woods one day, already having decided to visit her grandmother. She gets stopped by Mr. Bunny Rabbit. He tells her, "Oh Little Red Ridding Hood, Little Red Riding Hood, you shouldn't go on through the woods to visit your grandmother today. ......
Written on 30/10/2008