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Mommy's Blond Curls Little Johnny hated closed doors, but soon he was tall enough to reach the doorknob and open the door. Thats how he happened to catch his mother naked in the bathroom. He pointed at the tuft of curls between her legs. "I don't have that, Mommy. What is it?" Johnny's mom ...... Written on 29/09/2008 |
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Yet, Another Blonde Joke.... A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sportscar and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde. The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. "What does it ...... Written on 02/10/2008 |
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Bubba And Junior Bubba and Junior were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A blond lady walked by and asked what they were doing. "We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole, " said Bubba, "but we don't have a ladder." The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened ...... Written on 03/10/2008 |
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An Awsome Blonde Joke A blonde walks into a pharmacy & asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they don't sell rectum deodorant and never have. Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a ...... Written on 06/10/2008 |
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Milk Bath A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk. When the Milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons, so he knocked on the door to ...... Written on 08/10/2008 |
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