Fart Competition
A man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying in bed for a few minutes the man cuts a fart. His wife rolls over and asks, What in the world was that? The man says, Touchdown, Im ahead, seven to nothing. A few minutes later the wife lets one ......
Written on 07/09/2008

Another One!
Two old men decide they are close to their last days and decide to have a last night on the town. After a few beers they end up at the local brothel. The madam takes one look at the two old geezers Art and Gary and whispers to her manager, "Go ......
Written on 07/09/2008

Chinese Proverbs
Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man with hand in pocket feel c**ky all day. Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways ......
Written on 07/09/2008

The Jewellery Shop
A lady walks into a high class Jewellery shop. She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely she inadvertently breaks wind. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and ......
Written on 07/09/2008

Girls Drunken Night Out.
Last week, I was invited for a night out with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight. "I promise, " were my last words. The hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily and around 3 a.m. we piled into a cab and ......
Written on 07/09/2008