Jet Fuel
Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics in Atlanta. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do. Bud says, "Man, I wish we had something to drink!" Jim says, "Me too. Y'know, I've heard ......
Written on 07/09/2008

Virgins Fart
Two gays, called John and Joe, are in a train compartment with just one other passenger. "Joe?" asks John. "Do you mind if I fart?" Joe replies, "Of course not, luvvy! Go ahead!" And with that John emits a "Pffffffffff!" like an emission of steam, barely audible. A few minutes later ......
Written on 07/09/2008

Fart Football
A little old couple prepares to go to bed They no sooner hit the pillows when the old man farts and says, "Seven points" His wife rolls over and says "What was that"? The old man replied, "its fart football" A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, ......
Written on 07/09/2008

Lexus
A lady walked into a LEXUS dealership just to browse. Suddenly she spotted the most beautiful car that she had ever seen & walked over to inspect it. As she bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an unexpected little fart escaped. Embarrassed, she anxiously looked around to see if ......
Written on 07/09/2008

Did You Call For Me?
Bob joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he takes off his clothes and starts wandering around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by him and the man immediately gets an erection. The woman notices his erection, comes over to him grinning sweetly and says: "Sir, did you call ......
Written on 07/09/2008