The Witch...
Two old men decide they are close to their last days and decide to have a last night on the town. After a few drinks, they end up at the local brothel. The madam takes one look at the two old geezers and whispers to her manager, "go up to the ......
Written on 07/09/2008

The New Lexus...
A lady walked into a Lexus dealership just to browse. Suddenly she spotted the most beautiful car that she had ever seen and walked over to inspect it. As she bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an unexpected little fart escaped her. Embarrassed, she anxiously looked around to see ......
Written on 07/09/2008

69 - A Ripper
A girl takes her boyfriend home, they go into the bedroom and she immediately suggests that they do 69. "69? What the hell is that?", the boy asked the girl. Realizing that he wasn't experienced, she tells him. "I place my head between your legs and you place yours between mine." ......
Written on 07/09/2008

Too Passionate?
Three drunks show up at the local whorehouse and the madam realizes they are too drunk to be able to function. One by one, she sends them up to a room containing an inflatable rubber female doll. The first drunk returns bragging about what great sex he just got done having ......
Written on 10/09/2008

Chinese Proverbs
Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man with hand in pocket feel c**ky all day. Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways ......
Written on 11/09/2008